i am going to post about my psychotic physics teacher.
before that, i would like you to check out this blog;
http://ithrowpoopatyou.blogspot.com/
stupett. :D
anyhoo, about my physics teacher.
i think all her students feel sorry for her.
just because she couldn't produce a child, she treats us like craps.
almost everytime, she'll waste 1 and a half period to babble about her pathetic past life.
listening to all her bullshits, we could tell that she was a supergeek/freak back then.
so we guessed, she always got bullied, and that her life was miserable.
and now, she's trying to make our life miserable.
she wants us to be like her. which is not going to happen.
it is like her daily routine to yap blasphemy, and her voice are just some cacophony.
today, she spent physics lessons asking us about what do we think about every morning.
basically, she was intruding our privacy and our life, such a fucked up kibitzer.
she wanted us to think that she gives a fuck about us, when we all know that she's mental.
so i gave her a bullshit stare as if to tell her 'WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?'
and i totally made up a simple answer for her "oh-so-caring" question.
she didn't like me and nadjwa.
before she started teaching for 5 minutes, she looked at our face,
she said 'tengok air muka awak.' (with a satirical smile on her face)
i gave her another stare, this time 'I KNOW YOU ENVY US, LIKE FUCKING LOT.'
talking about envy, i would prefer jealousy actually.
she was so jealous of us, you know what she said?
she said exactly this, 'your parents pamper you too much, actually they are killing you.'
so nadjwa and i looked at each other, making sure she was watching, and we made a 'WHATTHEFUCKISHERFUCKINGPROBLEM' expression.
i guess that was why she hated us. seriously, i don't give a flying tuck.
she also mentioned something about many of us are problematic.
the whole class was whispering, 'she is the problematic dickhead, not us.'
plus, she expects us to be serious all the time, which is preposterous.
she is such a bourgeious shitfaced halfwit.
when she's generic, she'll start "impertinenting".
i wish she could shut her mouth for a minute, she has this really obtrusive tooth sticking out of her mouth.
lishia feels like breaking her jaw everytime the tooth is exposed. lol.
so the point is, we have an anomalous physics teacher who is sick in the head.
and we are planning to make her cry her corrupted brains out.
fyi, she gives us "AJARAN SESAT".
like, do other homeworks during other lessons.
there are more, but they're too aberrant and maleficent.
she's a fiend, i tell you. beware.
measures that should be taken to kick the shit out of her shitty ass:
-we should all use our pocket money and send her to a bedlam.
-she might have this Creutzfeld-Jakob disease that i read about ages ago, so i suggest medical checkups.
-hes husband probably doesn't give her much love on bed, so buy her porn DVDs.
-build a coffin, dig a hole, kill her, throw her into coffin, throw coffin into hole. (i know, it's like the 4th best idea i've ever came up with.)
do sympathise her, such a sad sad freak.
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